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Trent: "You wanna hit the Trent-man huh?!"
Tom: "Oh-okay, I need answers!"
Wade: "Hey, learn how to drive you piece of crap!"
Troy: "I'm on the ground!"
Lefty: "Put your training wheels back on, man!"
Norton: "Watch where you're goin' douchebag!"
Damon: "Hit me as hard as you want, I'll still hit you harder!"
Damon: "A cement truck couldn't hurt me, and come with that piece of crap?"
Algernon: "I think I twisted something!"
Melvin: "I thought retards were supposed to wear helmets?!"
Thad: "I think me spine is injured!"
Leon: "You point the wheels forward, DINK!"
Gordon: "Holy Christ! That was like so harsh!"

Norton: Learn how to drive that freakin' thing.
Officer Monson: I can't believe you hit me with that freakin' thing.
Officer Monson: Get a load of the BALLS on you!
Officer Morrison: YOU JUST ASSAULTED AN OFFICER OF THE LAWWW!!
Officer Morrison: YOOUU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!

Officer Williams: "God damn it! You don't hit a cop!"
Angie: "Ow! Watch where you're going you idiot!"
Sheldon: "I don't think I broke anything!"
Trevor: "Nice driving, MANIAC!"
Lance: "That wasn't no love tap, jackass!"

Algernon:
- Why does this always happen to me?
- Ow! Ow! Ah! Owowowow!

Angie:
- Ow! That’s really dangerous!
- Hey! Why don’t you look where you’re going?!

Beatrice:
- I need a doctor! *whine*
- That really, really hurt! *whine*
- Why is this happening to me?!

Bif:
- Wait ‘til I tell my father! He’s an attorney!
- You are going to so wish you didn’t do that!
- So this is what it feels like to get knocked down!

Bo:
- You’re a maniac! You should be locked up!
- You really should watch where you’re going, jerk!
- You think I’m going to forget this? ‘Cause I ain’t!

Bryce:
- Father has a team of attorneys you know!
- You’ll be in court by sundown!
- You’ll be hearing from our attorneys!

Bucky:
- Am I invisible?! My word!
- This. Is. Ludicrous! And really stupid!
- I am. Severely. Getting. Angrier! Leave me alone!

Casey:
- Watch where you’re goin’!
- Where’d you learn to drive, dweeb?!
- Come on! Look where you’re drivin’!

Chad:
- Do you know who my dad is?
- Hit the rich kid? Right.
- Ow! My coccyx!

Christy:
- I have friends who will help me!
- I’m not worried! Help is on the way!
- This is so embarrassing.

Clint:
- Whoa! Hit and frickin’ run!
- Anyone catch that license plate?!
- I’m gonna sue! You hear me?!

Constantinos:
- Oh great. I’ve just been run over. Can my day get any worse?
- Why does this stuff always happen to me?
- No, no, that’s fine. Just drive straight through me.

Cornelius:
- That convenience knocked me over! Did you see it?
- Ow! That really, really hurt!
- I think my metatarsi have been shattered!

Damon: It’s on now.

Dan:
- Hey, what’s all this? What are you trying to do to me?
- Hey, watch where your drivin’ bonehead!
- Why don’t you watch where you’re goin’?!

Davis:
- Do you know who the hell I am?!
- Nobody shames Davis. Nobody!
- It’s called control, and you need to get some, jerk!

Donald:
- I bet you're drunk and lonely.
- What were you lookin’ at?
- You tried to kill me!

Duncan:
- Hahaha!…that hurt!
- Do it again, that was awesome!
- You suck at driving!

Edward:
- That’s it! I’m writing you up!
- Did anybody see that?!
- I will hunt you down.

Ethan:
- Ahh! Well this is just embarrassing!
- Stupid untrained creep!
- Oh, you’re walking a fine line, pal!

Eunice:
- Aw, damn it!
- Ah, of course. Always happens to me, right?
- What the heck! Open your eyes!

Fatty:
- My whole life flashed before my eyes!
- Sorry for gettin’ in the way.
- My bad, sorry!

Gloria:
- Control your vehicle, please!
- What poor maneuvering!
- Hit and runs are illegal!

Gord:
- My daddy’s gonna sue you!
- Are you blind?!
- Oh no! My shirt tore!

Gordon:
- Ah, you freaking buffoon! What’s your damage?!
- Ah, I don’t deserve this! I don’t have to take this garbage!

Gurney:
- Wanna play?
- You just wait.
- You want pain?

Hal:
- Watch where your goin’ with that frickin’ thing!
- Come back and try to knock me over without that!
- Good thing I have all this extra padding!

Ivan:
- Another day, another date with death.
- If this is heaven, it sucks.
- No broken neck. Hooray.

Jerry:
- It’s times like this I have my deepest thoughts.
- I’m gonna get you back for this.
- Come back here and try that again!

Juri:
- That kind of tickled!
- You not very good at steering that thing!
- I think I might kill you for that!

Justin:
- You did that on purpose!
- You better be insured!
- You won’t get away with that!

Karen:
- Are you blind or something!
- I better not have broken anything.
- Are you crazy?! You just hit me!

Karl:
- Good lord! I appeared to have been knocked over!
- Well, why don’t you watch where your going?
- Hey, drive with more care and attention in the future.

Kirby:
- I’m gonna kill whoever did that!
- That was dumb of somebody!
- Don’t worry. I’m not dead.

Lance:
- You think ‘cause you got a ride you got the right to hit me?!
- What are you thinking, maniac?!

Lefty:
- You ever heard of the word “steering?”
- Are you homicidal or something’?!

Leon:
- Not cool!
- Was that on purpose?!

Lola:
- Watch you're driving!
- You better not have messed up my hair!
- Johnny’s gonna kill you!

Lucky:
- Who did it?!
- Come on! Who wants a problem?!
- Someone’s gonna get hurt here!

Luis:
- Aw, you coulda killed me with that!
- You psycho! Watch it!
- Careful with that thing!

Mandy:
- Oh my god! Why did you do that?!
- Are you insane?!
- You are like, totally out of control!

Max:
- Hey! Let’s see some ID!
- Yield before pedestrians!
- You just hit a prefect!

Melody:
- Ow! Jerk!
- If you don’t know how to drive it without hitting people, you shouldn’t be on it!
- You could really hurt someone like that!

Melvin:
- Where are my rings of protection when I need them?!
- When I see you again you’re dead!

Norton: You having fun?! Because when I catch you I’m gonna have a little fun myself!

Omar:
- That sucked!
- Who did that?!
- Pull over, punk!

Otto:
- Come back here and try that again!
- Watch where you’re goin’!
- You can’t steer that thing!

Parker:
- I’m gonna sue!
- I better not have torn my clothes!
- You should be arrested!

Peanut:
- Son of a gun!
- What was that?!
- I’m okay!

Pedro:
- Mama!
- Where’s my mama?!
- I want mama!

Pinky:
- Are you completely blind?!
- Are you mentally damaged or something?
- Do you know what you just did? Do you?!

Ray:
- It’s fine. I wanted to rest for a bit anyway!
- I know you just hit me with that thing but we could, you know, still be friends if you wanted.
- Okay. I’m beginning to think you don’t like me.

Ricky:
- Just my friggin’ luck. Lose the girl, get run over. What else, huh? What else?!
- If I could stop thinking about her for one second, maybe I wouldn’t get run over.
- Doesn’t anyone look where they’re going?!

Russell:
- Who hit Russell?!
- That not feel good!
- Ahhh! Dizzy!

Seth:
- That is illegal.
- You should not have done that!
- Did you do that on purpose?!

Sheldon:
- Your driving is awful!
- Do I have to go to the hospital again?

Tad:
- Now I’m mad!
- That’s it! Someone’s gonna get hurt!
- Who did that? Who did that?!

Thad:
- You shall regret that!
- I shall have your drivers license revoked!

Tom:
- This isn’t over!
- Oh, okay, who’s behind this? I need answers!
- NOOOO!

Trent:
- Anybody see that?!
- Somebody. Is going. To die!

Trevor:
- Watch where you’re going!
- You could kill someone with that thing!

Troy:
- That hurt!
- I’m going to get up now.

Vance:
- If you dented my coif I swear…!
- Crazy psycho!
- Are you completely blind?!

Wade:
- Where’d you learn how to drive, moron?!
- Just my friggin’ luck. This is bull crap!

Zoe:
- Aw man! That was rough!
- You don’t pull any punches, do you?
- Did you do that on purpose?

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