Bully Wiki

Mission dialogue[]

The Candidate[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_1-09_043_v1 Excellent job, Earnest!
Corneli_1-09_043_v2 I'm with you, Earnest!

Cook's Date[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_2-S05_033_v1 Look, it's Dr. Watts!
Corneli_2-S05_036_v1 Oh hi, Edna!
Corneli_2-S05_043_v1 What the? Let's go!

Wrong Part of Town[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_3-04_002_v1 Leave me alone, you brutes!
Corneli_3-04_005_v1 Mmph... he's at the pizza parlor, okay? Please let me go now!
Corneli_3-04_011_v1 Help me! Please, anybody!
Corneli_3-04_012_v1 Oh, thanks so much, Jimmy! Hey, I was lying when I told Johnny that Algie's at the pizza parlor. You gotta go help him!
Corneli_3-04_037_v1 Oh, wonderful, you found him!

Cheating Time[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_3-S03_034_v1 I hope nobody sees us doing this. Our intellectual credibility is at stake!

Stronghold Assault[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_4-02_005_v1 You win, Jimmy! I think he's by the front of the school.
Corneli_4-02_007_v1 He was just here, but is now on a most important quest.
Corneli_4-02_009_v1 Never! For the guild!
Corneli_4-02_010_v1 Ow... Okay, he's on his way to the observatory.
Corneli_4-02_025_v1 Awake! Awake! We're under attack!
Corneli_4-02_027_v1 Leave now, Jimmy, and spare yourself!
Corneli_4-02_027_v2 It's our brains against your brawn and we'll win!
Corneli_4-02_027_v3 You can't beat all of us!

Defender of the Castle[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_4-03_001_v1 Jocks! Jocks at the gate!

Nice Outfit (unused)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_4-05_014_v1 Go for the eyes!
Corneli_4-05_021_v1 Hey, Jimmy! Nice outfit!
Corneli_4-05_023_v1 Straight to business, eh? Okay, there's a switchbox on the scoreboard on the field. Get to it and switch it!
Corneli_4-05_025_v1 It'll change the text to the scoreboard. I reprogrammed it. You'll like it, the jocks won't!

The Paddle (unused)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_4-S11_043_v1 Get lost! You're just after our spud gun!
Corneli_4-S11_044_v1 We should've fallen back to the observatory!

ALLY quotes[]

Alliance accepted[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_ALLYAA_v1 I'd be honored to help you, Jimmy!
Corneli_ALLYAA_v2 I'll do whatever you say, Jimmy!

About to leave[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_ALLYATL_v1 Jimmy...? I need to go to the library now.
Corneli_ALLYATL_v2 Gulp... look at the time! I need to go now, Jimmy.

Help me[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_ALLYHM_v1 Jimmy! Over here! Please help me!
Corneli_ALLYHM_v2 Jimmy, could you possibly help me out here?!

BIKE quotes[]

Bike crash[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BIKEC_v1 Ow, that really hurt!
Corneli_BIKEC_v1 I think I grazed my knee!

Bike stunt[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BIKEST_v1 My, oh my, what a rambunctious display!
Corneli_BIKEST_v2 That looks pretty dangerous!

Bike stunt failed[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BIKESTF_v1 Heavens, I hope they're alright!
Corneli_BIKESTF_v2 You mustn't try that again, you could kill yourself!

Bike stealing[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BIKESTL_v1 I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please don't hate me for doing this!
Corneli_BIKESTL_v2 I really need your bike, I promise I'll bring it right back!

Bike stolen[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BIKESTLN_v1 You mustn't do that, it's my bicycle!
Corneli_BIKESTLN_v2 Unhand my bicycle, this instant! ...Please?

Boisterous[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BOISTER_v1 I feel dizzy with exertion!
Corneli_BOISTER_v2 Ooh, look at me getting tough!

BUMP quotes[]

Bumped (friendly)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BUMPF_v1 Oops. Sorry, my fault.
Corneli_BUMPF_v2 I beg your pardon, did I get in the way?
Corneli_BUMPF_v3 E-Excuse me.

Bumped (rude)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BUMPR_v1 Why don't you watch where you're going, you fool?
Corneli_BUMPR_v2 Get outta the way, you imbecile.
Corneli_BUMPR_v3 Stand aside, I have important mathematical equations to solve!
Corneli_BUMPR_v4 I don't have time to fool around. Will you let me pass?!
Corneli_BUMPR_v5 You're no match for my intellect! You'd better not walk into me again, you hear?!
Corneli_BUMPR_v6 Don't walk into me! I have the highest grades at Bullworth, so nyeh!
Corneli_BUMPR_v7 I'm continually being bumped into by intellectual inferiors!

Bumped (rude) by fallen Jimmy[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BUMPRF_v1 Haven't you caused enough trouble already, Hopkins?

Bumped by a vehicle[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BUMPV_v1 That conveyance knocked me over! Did you see it?
Corneli_BUMPV_v2 Ow! That really, really hurt!
Corneli_BUMPV_v3 I think my metatarsi have been shattered!

Bye[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_BYE_v1 Right, I simply must finish my assignment. Goodbye.
Corneli_BYE_v2 Jimmy, I'm just too scared to go on. I'm going to hide for a while!
Corneli_BYE_v3 I think I've scratched my knee. I'm going to see Nurse McRae.

Carnival exit comment[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CARNEC_v1 That ride was much too scary for my sensitive disposition!
Corneli_CARNEC_v2 Oh yes, again, again!

Call for help[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CFH_v1 Help! Somebody, help me!
Corneli_CFH_v2 Help! Get Earnest, help!

CHASE quotes[]

Chasing someone[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CHASE_v1 Just wait till I catch you!
Corneli_CHASE_v2 I'm gonna thump you really hard when I catch you!

Escaped from[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CHASEESC_v1 Jimmy! I can't go there!
Corneli_CHASEESC_v2 Jimmy, Jimmy, please don't go there! I can't follow you there!

Out of breath[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CHASEOOB_v1 Phew! I can't go on!

Chatter[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CHATTER_v1 Mm, if only I was locked in an ivory tower with all the math books in the world!
Corneli_CHATTER_v2 I love mathematics. It's the key to the universe!
Corneli_CHATTER_v3 I love to study in the library. It's so peaceful, and there are no bullies.
Corneli_CHATTER_v4 Pi equals 3.159268979! Although that's only an approximation, of course.
Corneli_CHATTER_v5 The Fibonacci sequence is simply beautiful!
Corneli_CHATTER_v6 Ooh, look at the pretty flower! I wonder what its Latin name is?

Complaining[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_COMPLAIN_v1 I think it's disgraceful!
Corneli_COMPLAIN_v2 Can you believe that sort of thing is allowed to go on?

Confused[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONFUSED_v1 B-But I don't understand!

Congratulate[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONG_v1 Oh, well done! You are clever!
Corneli_CONG_v2 Very well done!

CONV (Conversation) quotes[]

Conversing[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVC_v1 And you'll never guess what...
Corneli_CONVC_v2 This reminds me of something else...

Gossip[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVG_v1 Mr. Galloway smells like my grandfather.
Corneli_CONVG_v2 I hate bullies! I hope they get their comeuppance soon!
Corneli_CONVG_v3 The bullies always try and steal money from me!
Corneli_CONVG_v4 Earnest is my hero! I heard he's going to abolish gym if he's made class president!
Corneli_CONVG_v5 Did you hear what happened to Melvin? Somebody hid all his socks!
Corneli_CONVG_v6 Thad's older brother Dan thinks he's all tough now.

Gossip (Chapter 1)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVG1_v1 Russell keeps picking on me! He pushed me over into a puddle this morning.

Gossip (Chapter 2)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVG2_v1 I heard that new boy, Jimmy Hopkins gave Russell a taste of his own medicine!

Gossip (Chapter 3)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVG3_v1 I must say, I'm disgusted by the amount of graffiti. It's a blight on the school!

Gossip (Chapter 4)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVG4_v1 That Jimmy Hopkins is actually a nice guy.

Gossip (Chapter 5)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVG5_v1 Did you see Ted's face when Jimmy beat him?

Gossip (Chapter 6)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVG6_v1 There are rats in the library! Rats, I tell you! In the library!

Gossip response[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVGR_v1 Are you sure?
Corneli_CONVGR_v2 I know, isn't it wonderful?
Corneli_CONVGR_v3 I didn't believe it at first.
Corneli_CONVGR_v4 Is it really true?

Negative premise[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVNP_v1 I'm worried I might not finish first in English this year!
Corneli_CONVNP_v2 Russell said I looked girly.
Corneli_CONVNP_v3 Ethan gave me a wedgie this morning and it still hurts!
Corneli_CONVNP_v4 I've got gym this afternoon. I'm scared of Mr. Burton!

Negative response[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVNR_v1 Let's just hope it gets better soon.
Corneli_CONVNR_v2 I know what you mean.
Corneli_CONVNR_v3 At least we'll get outta here one day.
Corneli_CONVNR_v4 There's nothing we can do about it, though.

Negative statement[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVNS_v1 The jocks are all so nasty!
Corneli_CONVNS_v2 Those bullies are always mean!
Corneli_CONVNS_v3 This school is ruled by vicious thugs!
Corneli_CONVNS_v4 The only law here is the law of the jungle! Whatever happened to civilized conduct?

Parting[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVP_v1 Okay then, bye!
Corneli_CONVP_v2 See ya later, maybe?
Corneli_CONVP_v3 Goodbye then!

Positive premise[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVPP_v1 I think I'm growing a moustache.
Corneli_CONVPP_v2 Mandy looked in my direction this morning!
Corneli_CONVPP_v3 Of course, I always get the highest grades at Bullworth.
Corneli_CONVPP_v4 Did you know I'm Mr. Hattrick's favorite pupil?

Positive response[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVPR_v1 You're so lucky!
Corneli_CONVPR_v2 I wish I was like you!
Corneli_CONVPR_v3 Wow, good for you!

Question[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVQ_v1 Did you finish your math assignment?
Corneli_CONVQ_v2 Have you been to the library yet today?
Corneli_CONVQ_v3 Did you read "War and Peace" yet?
Corneli_CONVQ_v4 Have you ever kissed a girl?

Question response[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_CONVQR_v1 Not likely. Why would I do that?
Corneli_CONVQR_v2 Oh yes, absolutely!
Corneli_CONVQR_v3 Yes, and I loved it!
Corneli_CONVQR_v4 Don't be silly! Certainly not.

Defeated[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_DEFIND_v1 I failed myself... Mommy!
Corneli_DEFIND_v2 Tch... where did I go wrong?
Corneli_DEFIND_v3 But I did exactly what I was told! How did it go wrong?

Defeated - team[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_DEFTEAM_v1 Oh dear, we seem to have lost!
Corneli_DEFTEAM_v2 I'm sorry, teammates. It's all my fault!
Corneli_DEFTEAM_v3 We must not allow ignominy to get the better of us!

Disgusted[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_DISGUST_v1 Ewww, gross!

Don't hit[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_DONTHIT_v1 No, Jimmy! You're not supposed to hit me! I'm trying to help you!
Corneli_DONTHIT_v2 Jimmy, please don't hit me! I thought we were friends!
Corneli_DONTHIT_v3 Ow! Jimmy, that really hurt! Please don't do that again!

FIGHT quotes[]

Fighting[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGH_v1 Take that, and that!
Corneli_FIGH_v2 Now I'm going to hit you really hard!
Corneli_FIGH_v3 I'll show you force equals mass times acceleration!
Corneli_FIGH_v4 Now you've made me mad!

Beaten[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHB_v1 The end is in sight...
Corneli_FIGHB_v2 I can see a bright light...
Corneli_FIGHB_v3 God, help me...
Corneli_FIGHB_v4 Ohhh... that hurts!
Corneli_FIGHB_v5 I'm... in... pain.
Corneli_FIGHB_v6 Whyyyy?!

Fighting a Dropout/Townie[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHD_v1 You're so stupid... you can't even stay in school!

Fighting a Greaser[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHG_v1 If I was as stupid as you, I'd kill myself!

Fight initiated[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHI_v1 I shall have to resort to violence!
Corneli_FIGHI_v2 I hate having to do this!
Corneli_FIGHI_v3 You've made me really cross now!
Corneli_FIGHI_v4 You'll be sorry!

Fighting a Jock[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHJ_v1 Why don't you just go and cuddle with your other jock friends?!

Fighting a Prep[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHP_v1 Oh, you silly preppy!

Sacked/groin hit[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHS_v1 That... is excruciatingly... painful!

Spat upon[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHSU_v1 Uoaugh! Toxic bacteria entering my pores!

Watching a fight[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHW_v1 Go on, really hit 'em!
Corneli_FIGHW_v2 Get 'em! Get 'em!
Corneli_FIGHW_v3 Bam, poof! Kapow!

WTF?[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIGHWTF_v1 No! Please don't attack me!
Corneli_FIGHWTF_v2 Who was that?! I mean no harm!

Fire alarm[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FIREAR_v1 Ahh! Fire! Everybody, proceed to the nearest fire exits!

Flustered[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FLUST_v1 You're not gonna hit me, are you?
Corneli_FLUST_v2 I'm getting an ominous feeling from the way you're looking at me!
Corneli_FLUST_v3 What...? What are you looking at me like that for?

Food fight[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FOODF_v1 If you cannot desist from throwing your comestibles at me, I shall be forced to retaliate!

Freak show reaction[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_FREAKRX_v1 Hehe! They look silly!

GIFT quotes[]

Receiving a generic gift[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GIFTR_v1 Ah, thank you, Jimmy!
Corneli_GIFTR_v2 Jimmy, that is most kind of you!

Requesting a romantic gift[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GIFTRG_v1 I really would like a romantic present!
Corneli_GIFTRG_v2 Generosity shows a sensitive heart, you know!

Receiving a romantic gift[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GIFTRR_v1 Oh, I'm touched! Truly touched!
Corneli_GIFTRR_v2 Oh, you really do like me!

Giving[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GIVE_v1 Here, take this with my compliments.

GREET quotes[]

Greeting[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GREE_v1 How goes it?
Corneli_GREE_v2 Greetings and salutations!
Corneli_GREE_v3 Hello!
Corneli_GREE_v4 Hi there!

Greeting an adult female[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GREEAF_v1 Hello, ma'am. How are you today?

Greeting an adult male[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GREEAM_v1 Hello there, sir. How are you today?

Grooming in mirror[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_GROOM_v1 Mm, is that a hair out of place or a crack in the mirror?
Corneli_GROOM_v2 Oops, I think my trousers can go up a little bit higher.

Help - explanation[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_HELPEX_v1 Right, this is what I need you to do.
Corneli_HELPEX_v2 Is there any way you could possibly...?

Help - request[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_HELPREQ_v1 Jimmy, can you help me with something at all, please?
Corneli_HELPREQ_v2 Jimmy, could I possibly ask you to help me?

Indignant[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_INDIG_v1 What do you think you're doing?!
Corneli_INDIG_v2 No, no! You mustn't do that to me!
Corneli_INDIG_v3 Get off me, or I'll tell Dr. Crabblesnitch!

Infirmary errand (unused)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Cornelliu_INFIRM_002_v1 OW-OW-OW-OW-OWWWWW! OWWWWW!

Intimidated greeting[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_INTIMG_v1 Err... hello there...

JACET (unkown usage)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_JACET_003_v1 They just came and took it!
Corneli_JACET_003_v2 Why do people have to steal things? *crying*

Jeering[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_JEER_v1 You suck!
Corneli_JEER_v2 Boooo!
Corneli_JEER_v3 You're such a failure!

Laughing (cruel)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_LAFFC_v1 Hehe, you look really stupid!

Laughing (friendly)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_LAFFF_v1 Hehe, you really are silly!

MAKEOUT quotes[]

Making out[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_MAKEO_v1 *kissing noises*
Corneli_MAKEO_v2 *kissing noises*
Corneli_MAKEO_v3 *kissing noises*

Making out (finished)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_MAKEOF_v1 I don't think anyone's ever made me feel that way before!
Corneli_MAKEOF_v2 I think I might just faint from excitement!
Corneli_MAKEOF_v3 I never dreamed that you would kiss me like that!

Ready to make out[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_MAKEOR_v1 It's like we're Romeo and Juliet, don't you think?
Corneli_MAKEOR_v2 Did I ever tell you that you're beautiful?

Payback[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_PAYB_v1 Ooh, I'd really like to see him get hurt!

About to puke[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_PUKE_Start Imminent voluntary reverse peristalsis!

Puking[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_PUKE_v1 *retching*

Rat thrown[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_RATHIT_v1 Ugh! I appear to have been hit by a specimen of Rattus rattus, also known as the black rat!

RESP quotes[]

Response to greeting (dismissive)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_RESPGD_v1 Oh, go away then.
Corneli_RESPGD_v2 There's no need to be so rude!
Corneli_RESPGD_v3 My mommy always said, "If you can't say something kind, better to say nothing at all"!

Response to greeting (friendly)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_RESPGF_v1 Hello, Jimmy, how are you?
Corneli_RESPGF_v2 Hi, Jimmy! Good to see ya!
Corneli_RESPGF_v3 A pleasure as always!

Scared[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_SCARED_v1 Please don't hit me! I'm terribly weak, you know?
Corneli_SCARED_v2 Nurse McRae said I could die if I get punched again today!
Corneli_SCARED_v3 I have very fragile bones! They break really easily!

SEE quotes[]

Seeing ally attacked[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_SEEAA_v1 Leave off him!
Corneli_SEEAA_v2 Hey, don't hurt him!

Sees something cool[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_SEESCOOL_v1 Wow, that's so cool!
Corneli_SEESCOOL_v2 Alright! I love that!

Sees something crappy[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_SEESCRAP_v1 Well, that didn't live up to the hype.
Corneli_SEESCRAP_v1 I thought that was going to be much better.

Seeing vandalism[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_SEEVAND_v1 No! No, you mustn't do that, please!
Corneli_SEEVAND_v2 I'll do anything! Please don't destroy it!

Seeing a weapon fired[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_SEEWEAPF_v1 Ahh, that looks very dangerous!
Corneli_SEEWEAPF_v2 Mommy, help me!

Stinkbomb[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_STINK_v1 Eww! That smells bad!
Corneli_STINK_v2 Quick! Evacuate the area! Somebody has unleashed the putrid stench of Hell!

Store - clothing browsing[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_STORCB_v1 Ooh, look at this fine stitching!
Corneli_STORCB_v2 I wonder if they have this in my size?

Sucking up[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_SUCKUP_v1 I think you're very strong! You wouldn't hurt me... would you?
Corneli_SUCKUP_v2 I can tell you're very clever, and you wouldn't need to hit people!
Corneli_SUCKUP_v3 The whole school really respects you!

Tag discovered[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAGDIS_v1 Oh, you brute! Why must you commit such acts of vandalism?

Tattling[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TATTLE_v1 I saw them do it with my own two eyes!
Corneli_TATTLE_v2 You'll never believe what I just saw!

TAUNT quotes[]

Taunting[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUN_v1 Take this!
Corneli_TAUN_v2 Here's what I think of you!
Corneli_TAUN_v3 See this? This is what you are!
Corneli_TAUN_v4 You're so silly, you know that?
Corneli_TAUN_v5 You're not that clever, are you?
Corneli_TAUN_v6 Here's my opinion of you!
Corneli_TAUN_v7 See if you can understand what I mean by this!

Taunting (aggressive)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNAG_v1 Say that again, and I'll have to hit you!
Corneli_TAUNAG_v2 You want me to hit you?!
Corneli_TAUNAG_v3 I'll hit you with my yardstick if you say that again!
Corneli_TAUNAG_v4 I'm a good kicker, you know!

Taunting (backing down)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNBD_v1 What I meant to say was, um...
Corneli_TAUNBD_v2 I think there's been a misunderstanding.
Corneli_TAUNBD_v3 No! Please don't hit me! I didn't mean it!

Harassing[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNH_v1 The worm has turned!
Corneli_TAUNH_v2 See how you like it!
Corneli_TAUNH_v3 I'm super-nerd!
Corneli_TAUNH_v4 You see? I have the strength of Achilles!

Taunting the new kid[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNNK_v1 I bet you're really stupid.

Taunting player - dislikes haircut[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNPDHR_v1 Hehe, nice hair... I don't think!

Taunting player - dislikes tattoo[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNPDT_v1 What a beastly tattoo!

Taunting player - fallen[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNPF_v1 Look what you did, you silly, silly person!

Taunting response - crying[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNRC_v1 *crying* But... but... oh-ho-ho!

Taunting response - don't care[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNRDC_v1 Your insults don't bother me.
Corneli_TAUNRDC_v2 Nothing you say can upset me.
Corneli_TAUNRDC_v3 I shall rise above your petty insults!
Corneli_TAUNRDC_v4 I'm just going to ignore you.

Taunting response[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNRES_v1 Well, at least I'm not stupid!
Corneli_TAUNRES_v2 You're just saying that because you're not as intelligent as me!
Corneli_TAUNRES_v3 If I was stupid like you, I'd probably say something like that!
Corneli_TAUNRES_v4 You're gonna end up in prison! Mr. Hattrick said so!
Corneli_TAUNRES_v5 Can you even spell your own name?
Corneli_TAUNRES_v6 Do you know how to read?

Taunting response - pleading[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TAUNRP_v1 No! I can't take it anymore! Please leave me alone!
Corneli_TAUNRP_v2 I'll do anything you want! Please don't hurt me!
Corneli_TAUNRP_v3 I'm sorry! Please leave me alone!

This way[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_THISWAY_v1 Uh, Jimmy? It's this way.
Corneli_THISWAY_v2 Come on, Jimmy, follow me!

Thanks Jimmy[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TJ_v1 Oh, Jimmy! Thank you for your assistance!

TOILET quotes[]

Toilet dunk - flushed[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TOILDF_v1 Eww! That was so unhygienic! Think of all the possible infections, I'm gonna die!
Corneli_TOILDF_v2 I can feel the nasty bacteria seeping in through my skin!
Corneli_TOILDF_v3 Oh, I want my mommy!

Toilet dunk - struggling[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TOILDS_v1 No! No, I'll do anything!
Corneli_TOILDS_v2 No, no, no! Please, no!
Corneli_TOILDS_v3 No, please! Not in the toilet! Please! No, don't!

Trash talk (personal)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TRASHTP_v1 My superior intellect would surely win.
Corneli_TRASHTP_v2 In the struggle of good and evil, good must surely always prevail!
Corneli_TRASHTP_v3 I have a good feeling about the outcome!

Trash talk (team)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TRASHTT_v1 We're sure to win!
Corneli_TRASHTT_v2 I bet you can't even count up to our combined IQ!
Corneli_TRASHTT_v3 Prepare for defeat!

Thank you[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_TY_v1 Thank you so much!

Victory (individual)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_VICIND_v1 Brains win over brawn again!
Corneli_VICIND_v2 The pen is indeed mightier than the sword!
Corneli_VICIND_v3 Hurrah, I won!

Victory (team)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_VICTEAM_v1 Hurrah, we won!
Corneli_VICTEAM_v2 I can't believe we actually won!
Corneli_VICTEAM_v3 We must remain magnanimous in our victory!

Victimized[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_VICTD_v1 This always happens to me...
Corneli_VICTD_v2 Why do you always pick on me? *crying*
Corneli_VICTD_v3 What have I ever done to you to deserve such brutality?!
Corneli_VICTD_v4 *crying* I can't take much more of this treatment!

Victimizing[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_VICTING_v1 Revenge is mine!
Corneli_VICTING_v2 Look at me! Maybe I should go and join Russell!

Wait for me[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_WAITFM_v1 Jimmy! Please come this way!
Corneli_WAITFM_v2 Uhh... Jimmy, I think this way might be better.

Whining[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_WHINE_v1 Why does this always happen to me?

What is that?[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_WIT_v1 Oh, what could that be?

WTF? - TV (unused)[]

File name Audio Transcript
Corneli_WTFTV_v1 But a documentary on the lifecycle of the nematode worm is about to start!