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Mission dialogue[]
The Candidate[]
- Get on with it, Specky!
- Who's that idiot on stage?
- BOOOOOOOOO.
- That's right Ernie go home to your MAMA!
Halloween (unused)[]
- Hey, what's with the crap fireworks?
Carnival Date (unused)[]
- What's she doing with that puny dork?!
- See ya later, wimp!
- Let's see if you can beat my 95!
- Forget about him baby, come with ME!
- Why're you wasting your time with that wimp?
- HEY! You think you're tougher than US?!
Defender of the Castle (unused)[]
- Dirty little creeps! You're goin' DOWN!
Funhouse Fun (unused)[]
- WHOOOOOOAAH!
- HEEEELLLLPP!
- It's like the place is possessed for REAL or something!
- This is getting scary!
- WHAT THE...
- Hey guys! Wait for us!
- Why is this door locked?
- I can't get through!
- Where are you guys?
- Hey guys, where'd you go?
- Alright, you can do this...
- Okay I'm gonna do it!
- C'monn, you can do it!
- Whoooh... this is tough.
- This is like a scary movie or something.
- Alright, gotta get a plan. What's the plan?!
ALLY Quotes[]
Agree to assist[]
- Sure. I'll give you a hand for a bit.
- You know I love getting a chance to fight!
- I ain't helpin' you for free dude
About to leave[]
- Dude, I'm about DONE here.
- Oh man, I've had enough of this crap.
Help me[]
- Hey Jimmy! Gimme a hand over here, dude!
- Hey Jimmy! Help!
BIKE quotes[]
Bike crash[]
- Uhhh! Damn bike!
- Aww... that kinda hurt!
Bike stunt[]
- That trick sucks.
- Hey, you call that a trick?
Bike stunt failed[]
- Huhhuhhuhha! Do you want a beating as well?
- Stop showing off then!
Bike stealing[]
- I need this more than you do!
- Hey! You better gimme that bike! I play football for the school, you know.
Bike stolen from[]
- Hey, you can't steal my bike!
- What are you doing?!
Boisterous[]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get some!
- I wish this was some nerd's head. Hahahaha.
BUMP quotes[]
Bumped (friendly)[]
- Hey. Sorry dude.
- Whoa! My fault, man.
- Watch it! ...oh, it's you. Sorry man.
Bumped (rude)[]
- Bump into me again and I'm gonna pound you!
- What do you think you're walking into, punk?!
- Why, I oughta smack you for that!
- Hey you little freak! Watch where you're god damn walking!
- Get out of my freaking way.
Bumped by a Dropout (Townie)[]
- Oh, you skanky dropout freak! Get out of my way!
Bumped (rude) by fallen Jimmy[]
- You just can't do anything right, can you Hopkins?
Bumped (rude) by a Greaser[]
- Move out of my way you frickin loser!
Bumped (rude) by a Nerd[]
- If I wasn't busy I'd totally waste you for that you little geek turd!
Bumped (rude) by a Prep[]
- Oh, get back to Harrington before I total you!
Bumped by a vehicle[]
- Hey, what's all this? What're you tryin' to do to me?
- Hey, watch where you're driving, bonehead.
- Why don't you watch where you're going?
Bye[]
- Is that Earnest over there? I gotta go bash him.
- So anyways, I gotta run for football practice.
- Hey man, I'm getting bored. See ya later.
[]
- Well that kinda sucked.
- Oh man that was LAAME.
Call for help[]
- Hey! Gimme a hand with this one!
- Help me kick this guy's ass!
CHASE quotes[]
Chasing someone[]
- I can't wait to catch you you little punk!
- I'm gonna punch your face through the back of your head when I catch you!
Escaped from[]
- Hey God dammit, how'm I supposed to chase you out there?
- (Dan is missing his CHASEESC_v2 line)
Out of breath[]
- I'll get you next time! ...dammit, I'm wasted after that chase.
Chatter[]
- Playing football defines my life!
- It's been almost three hours since I beat up a nerd! I think I'm getting withdrawals.
- I'm a jock, dude. I gotta waste the weak!
- This morning I picked my nose so hard, it bled this morning.
- I'm Darwinism in action.
- I don't know if I'll ever be good enough for the NFL.
Complaining[]
- Dude it like... shouldn't be allowed, y'know?!
- Oh man it's just so annoying!
Confused[]
Congratulate[]
- YEAH! Good going!
- That was awesome!
CONV (Conversation) quotes[]
Conversing[]
- And what was I talking about before? Oh yeah, I remember.
- Anyways... check this out!
Gossip[]
- I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted's back.
- Apparently Derby and Bif are gay for each other.
- So, haha... Kirby admitted he had the hots for Eunice.
- Juri said that Mr. Galloway drinks like a gallon of wine for breakfast.
- Man I'm fed up with those prefects! Who do they think they are, anyway?
- Vance told Casey, that Lola's gonna appear in a girlie mag next summer.
Gossip (Chapter 1)[]
- So that new kid Jimmy Hopkins thinks he's tough, does he?
Gossip (Chapter 2)[]
- If I have to eat this lousy food for one more day, I swear I'm gonna puke!
Gossip (Chapter 3)[]
- D'you hear about Lola and Lefty? Johnny's gonna be real mad.
Gossip (Chapter 4)[]
- We're gonna totally kick ass in the big game.
Gossip (Chapter 5)[]
- (Dan is missing his CONVG5_v1 line)
Gossip (Chapter 6)[]
- Who does that Jimmy Hopkins think he is anyways?
Gossip response[]
- Har har har! Totally, man.
- Yeah? I heard that too.
- Someone else said that. But it can't be true.
- No way!
Negative premise[]
- Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.
- I don't know if I'll ever be good enough for the NFL.
- No matter how many times I punched that little jerk, I just wasn't getting through to him.
- Man, I wish my ears didn't stick out so much.
Negative response[]
- I know! It sucks, don't it?
- (Dan is missing his CONVNR_v2 line)
- Yeah, well don't cry about it.
- You think I care?!
Negative statement[]
- Jesus, those Nerds really friggin bug me!
- This school really sucks!
- We must have the worst headmaster in the world! He's such a jerk!
- Why are we stuck in this crappy little school and this crappy little town?
Parting[]
- Seeya round.
- Smell ya later! Hahahaha.
- Yeah. Anyways. Bye dude!
Positive premise[]
- I totally destroyed a whole bunch of geeks this morning!
- I recorded five tackles and two sacks in the last game!
- I'm gonna win a football scholarship as soon as I leave this dump!
- Beating on weaker kids just makes me feel good, y'know?
Positive response[]
- Yeah! You rule!
- Hahahaha! That's awesome!
- That's so cool!
Question[]
- Have you ever pulled a wedgie so hard you snapped their underpants?
- Have you ever seen Mandy's ass?
- Did you ever piss on your own feet?
- Did you ever beat on Earnest?
Question response[]
- No way! Why would I do that?
- Yes of course I have!
- Yes! Hasn't everyone?
- Um, I dunno. I guess.
Defeated (individual)[]
- God damn! I messed up.
- Aw, friggin crap!
- Aw nuts!
Defeated (team)[]
- Holy crap! We lost!
- Aw Christ! That was a screwup!
- God dammit!
Disgusted[]
Dodgeball[]
- We're playing against the Nerds?
Don't hit[]
- Hey you prick! Don't hit me again!
- Duhh! You're not supposed to be hitting me!
- Get off me man! You're hitting the wrong guy.
FIGHT quotes[]
Fighting[]
- How'd you like this, freak?! How bout this one?!
- (Dan is missing his FIGH_v2 line)
- Call that a hit? You're pathetic!
- You couldn't hit a truck you prick!
Beaten[]
- Uhhhhh... my head...
- Ugghhh... crap. *cough*
- Don't let anybody see me like this! *groan*
- Ugghhh... I can... take it... ugghhh...
- This really hurts, aww...
- Ohhh, that hurts...
Fighting a Dropout/Townie[]
- Man you really stink you know that?!
Fighting a Greaser[]
- You're such a pathetic loser!
Fight initiated[]
- You know what? I'm gonna smack your face in!
- Now I'm gonna whoop your ass!
- (Dan is missing his FIGHI_v3 line)
- Prepare to get smacked.
Fighting a Nerd[]
- I'm gonna beat you into the dirt you little piece of crap.
Sacked/groin hit[]
- AWWWHHH! *cough* Ow, my nuts.
Spat upon[]
- (Dan is missing his FIGHSU_v1 line)
Watching a fight[]
- Go on, pummel him!
- Jump on his neck! Yeah! Do it, do it!
- Man, I just wanna join in! Woo, woo, woo!
WTF?[]
- What the crap?!
- Aw man! Someone's gonna get it now!
Fire alarm[]
Flustered[]
- You don't wanna get into a fight with me.
- We're friends though. Yeah?
- I've never done anything to upset you though.
Food fight[]
- Right, that does it! Here it goes!
Freak show[]
- Some freaking bitch with a beard in there!
GIFT quotes[]
Receiving a gift[]
- Thanks bud!
- Thanks Jimmy!
Demanding a bribe[]
- Look. Just give me some cash and I won't have to destroy your face.
- So Hopkins. If you wanna survive at this school, you better hand over some bucks.
- Gimme all your money or I'll kick your ass!
Requesting a gift[]
- I ain't helpin you for free, dude.
- You oughta give me something first.
Receiving bribe[]
- Smart move, kid.
- There. That wasn't so hard, was it?
- *singsong voice* Thank you, Jimmy!
Giving[]
GREET quotes[]
- Dan's "Greeting" dialogue has numerous instances where the quote and filename don't properly match up.
Greeting an adult female[]
- Hey, dude! I mean, sir. heh.
Greeting an adult male[]
- Heytherre! You're lookin' hot.
Greeting - likes clothing[]
- Hey buddy.
- Hi!
- Hey there dude.
Greeting - girlfriend won[]
Greeting player - likes haircut[]
Greeting player - likes hat[]
- Jimmy! How's it goin'? Hey, great shoes buddy!
Greeting player - likes pants[]
Greeting player - likes shoes[]
- Hey Jimmy, is that a new shirt? Cool, man!
Grooming in mirror[]
- Hmm... I need some more work on the shoulders.
- Aw man I got a zit right on my chin!
Help - explanation[]
- So anyways, here's what I'd like you to help me with.
- Look. If you really wanna help me, here's how.
Help - request[]
- Jimmy! I really need your help with this!
- Hey Jimmy! Can you give me a hand with something?
Indignant[]
- Hey what the crap?
- Get off me man! What's your problem?
- What's wrong with you you prick?
Intimidated greeting[]
Jeering[]
- Heey! You suck!
- Dumbass!
- You couldn't beat a fly!
Laughing (cruel)[]
- Hahahaha. You're such a loser!
Laughing (friendly)[]
- Damn that's funny! Hahahaha!
Payback[]
- Man. I'm gonna beat him so bad...
Puking[]
- Here comes a pavement pizza...
Rat thrown[]
Response to greeting - diss[]
- Whatta you want?
- Watch it, punk!
- Eat me.
Response to greeting - friendly[]
- Hey, Jimmy!
- Jimmy! How's it goin'?
- Hey dude! W'sup?
Scared[]
- Look, I've got a football game tomorrow! Please, don't hit me!
- (Dan is missing his SCARED_v2 line)
- Please don't touch me! I'm really scared, okay?
SEE quotes[]
Seeing ally attacked[]
- YOU just attacked the wrong guy!
- You're gonna wish I hadn't seen you do that, punk!
Sees something cool[]
- That was wicked awesome!
- This rocks!
Sees something crappy[]
- This is moronic.
- Man, I can't believe how dumb this is.
Seeing vandalism[]
- I'm gonna destroy you now!
- (Dan is missing his SEEVAND_v2 line)
Seeing a weapon fired[]
- Hey cool! Where'd that come from?
- BOOM! Yeah! Awesome!
Stinkbomb[]
- Hahahahahahaha! Dude, did you fart? Hahahahaha!
- Hahahahahaha! Who grunted? Hahahaha!
Store - clothing browsing[]
- Nah, that won't fit. Maybe this one.
- Mmm... wrong color. Hey someone! Can you help me? I need this in blue!
Sucking up[]
- Now come on man, you don't need to beat on me!
- Nono, wait, wait. Look, whatdyou want?
- Just don't hit me, okay?
Tag discovered[]
Tattling[]
- It certainly wasn't me, honest! I saw them do it!
- I swear it was! I saw it with my own eyes! Swear to God!
TAUNT quotes[]
Taunting[]
- Suck on this!
- (Dan is missing his TAUN_v2 line)
- D'you want me to beat on you?
- D'you like this? You prick!
- (Dan is missing his TAUN_v5 line)
- I'm gonna make you swallow this!
- Sit on this you prick!
Taunting (aggressive)[]
- Now I'm gonna smash your face in!
- I'm gonna beat your head in!
- For that you're gonna suffer!
- Say that again and I'll break your legs!
Taunting (backing down)[]
- Hey, I was only messin' around.
- Aw c'mon, I didn't really mean it.
- Dude, don't overreact.
Taunting (harassing)[]
- Get the hell outta my way loser.
- Get lost or I'll kick your ass!
- I oughta thump you too!
Taunting the new kid[]
- Hey, new meat! You're gonna love it here! Hahahahaha!
Taunting player - dislikes clothes[]
- Hey! Little Jimmy Hopkins! Does your mom make you wear that?
Taunting player - dislikes haircut[]
- Hopkins! You look like a freak with that hair!
Taunting player - dislikes hat[]
- Hey Jimmy! Heh heh. That's the worst hat I ever saw.
Taunting player - fallen[]
- Hopkins! You don't think you're so damn clever now, do ya?
Taunting player - likes clothes[]
- Hopkins! What're you doing in those clothes you prick?!
Taunting response - crying[]
- *sobbing* ...why? ...why me? *sobbing*
Taunting response - don't care[]
- Whatever man!
- I really don't care what you say.
- COULD I care any less?
- Say whatcha like, I don't care.
Taunting response[]
- Yeah? Well I don't give a crap what you think!
- 'Zat all you got?
- Well at least I'm not a moron!
- C'mere and say that again!
- Oooh! I'm scared! Get lost!
Taunting response - pleading[]
- Aw, c'mon! Please don't!
- Aw man... what'd I do?
- Look! It wasn't me, alright?
This way[]
- Hey! It's this way!
- You should come this way!
Thanks Jimmy[]
Toilet dunk - flushed[]
- Well... that hasn't happened for a few years...
- Aw, that was so disgustiiinng...
- I can't believe that just happened to meee...
Toilet dunk - struggling[]
- Don't you freakin' dare man!
- Just don't do it, okay?!
- You CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
Trash talk (personal)[]
- Damn! I'm gonna beat you so easily!
- You know you don't have a chance against me, don't you?
- You better watch out!
Trash talk (team)[]
- Watch us trash you!
- Wow! You guys are terrible at this!
- (Dan is missing his TRASHTT_v3 line)
Thank you[]
Victory (individual)[]
- *falsetto* Yee-haw! Woop woop woop!
- YEAH! I win! Suck on that!
- I did it! YYESS!
Victory (team)[]
- YYEAHH! We did it!
- WE'RE THE GREATEST!
- Aw, man, we rule!
Victimized[]
- Aw, man. That doesn't happen to me anymore!
- I can't believe it! I play football!
Victimizing[]
- I can tell you're enjoying this you little freak!
- D'you like that? Huh? Huh? Huh?
- Hahahaha, tell me how much ya love it!
- This is exactly what your kind deserves, hahahaa!
Wait for me[]
- You're going the wrong damn way!
- What's wrong with you? Where are you going?
Whining[]
- Aww, God dammit, that sucks
What is that?[]
WTF - TV (unused)[]
- Hey! What're you doing, you freak?!
