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Mission Dialogue[]
- Welcome...
- I won't mince words, my friends. This school needs help.
- My help.
- How many of you out there feel... Abused, by society? Let down by the establishment?
- Brutalized!
- I feel your pain, my children.
- Do not despair, salvation is here, my friends.
- By choosing me as your leader,
- We will usher in a new era of education.
- Abusive prefects? Gone.
- Lackluster teaching? Gone!
- Physical education? Gone!
- Bullworth will be the model for a pure, academic curriculum.
- Money no longer wasted on silly musicals and crafts.
- My opponent would have you believe...
- ...That sports are more meaningful for your future
- Than decent textbooks and competent teachers!
- What have sports done for you, except -
- Cause pain and misery!
- While my opponent may also be more popular...
- ...And good-looking and muscular...
- ...And have the attention of the school bimbos.
- *Gulp*
- He just doesn't have what it takes to be President!
- There are some that claim I don't represent the masses.
- Let me tell you...
- I've been beat up just as much as you!
- It's time for change for the better.
- A vote for Earnest means a vote for...
- The triumph of brains over brawn!
- In closing, a vote for E...
- ...Means a vote for me.
- Thank you everyone, good night.
- Ouch! That's just not right!
- Hey, stop it!
- Ow...!
- Ouch! This is intolerable!
- Ow! Why is this happening...?!
- Pardon the interruption.
- Where was I...?
- I will not be discouraged!
- Now... As I was saying-
- Please, ignore them...
- This is so unfair, you're all such brutes... I give up! *Sob*
- No, no, no! This can't be happening!
- This thing, this tool used by the Jocks to manipulate the masses...
- Someone get this off my stage, now!
- Please, stop it...!
- Good job, Jimmy! You do have your uses, after all!
- You are in my domain now, Jimmy! Prepare to suffer!
- How do you like it so far, James? This is only the beginning! Muahahaha!
- Your aggro management won't save you, Hopkins!
- Are you still trying, Jimmy? You are bloody minded, I have to give you that.
- Give up, Jimmy, you'll never make it! You're outmatched on all fronts!- Well, other than brawn...
- Get him before he damages the transformer!
- The transformer is damaged and the gate opened, you dunces! Fall back!
- Defend the spud cannon, don't let him turn it on the door!
- Don't let him get the spud cannon, it's the key to our defenses!
- He can try, but he won't break down the door! Muahahahaha!!
- It's not an air compressor, you dolt! Don't you know anything?
- You'll never take me alive! Never, you hear?! Never!! Hahaha!
- Your brawn is no match for my superior technology!
- This is just a prototype, soon we'll all have one!
- Watch out, flying potatoes!
- Can you even spell potato, Jimmy?!
- Oh, you'll like this, Jimmy!
- This is for you, Jimmy!
- Got a present for you!
- Hahaha! You'll like this!
- You guys treat us Nerds like dirt, one day you'll regret it!
- Yeah, I have chicken legs. So what? Huh?
- One day I'll be rich, and you'll be sorry!
- Think it's funny now, one day I'll invent a better nuclear bomb! Then you'll be sorry!
- Why do you have to be such a bully, Jimmy? Why?!
- Can't we all just get along? No, we can't, because you're a bastard!
- No one appreciates an intelligent personality around here, no one! It isn't fair!
- Oh, I can't wait to see them... I'm an avid student of anatomy, you know.
- Defend the barricades!
- The outer barricade has been breached! Fall back!
- They've taken the second barricade! Withdraw in good order!
- The last barricade has fallen! Jimmy, what are you doing?!
- They're inside, all is almost lost! Melvin, protect me!
- They've come through from the sides! Jimmy, come back! Get to the spud cannon!
- Jimmy, get to the spud cannon, it's our last chance!
- Hold them back with a barrage of potatoes, Jimmy!
- Jimmy, what are you doing? Get back in position!
- Jimmy, don't abandon the spud cannon!
- Jimmy, don't leave your position!
- Jimmy, where do you think you're going?!
- It's not over yet, Jimmy! Get back to the gun!
- I need more time...!
- I still need more time! Science is hard work!
- Almost done, just keep those Jocks away!
- Eureka, it's done!- Oh, drat, hang on, almost there...
- Done! The system's up!
- Well, it looks like you've gotten the paint.
- Irrelevant. Looks like the local law enforcement know you're coming.
- Perhaps a miscalculation in dealing with the dropouts...
- Now you can really show everyone you mean business when you get up there and make your mark!
- You're so cool!
- You fool! You don't see it! Gary's got a plan, a great plan!
- You don't get it. With my brains and his lack of morals, nothing can stop us!
- Completely. Why didn't you get Gary? (unused)
ALLY Quotes[]
About to leave[]
- I have some business to attend to, Jimmy.
- Look, I really have to do my homework.
Help me[]
- Um, Jimmy? Help!
- Jimmy! I'm being harassed!
BUMP Quotes[]
Bumped (friendly)[]
- Hehe, sorry!
- Wanna be friends?
- I didn't mean anything.
Bumped (rude)[]
- Can't you just leave me alone?
- You'll be sorry!
- Don't be mean!
- I'll remember that...
- Oh, I see how it is!
- You interrupted my thinking!
- Do you have to bother me now?
Bye[]
- I have to attend to my experiments, see you!
- My compatriots need me! I must go.
- Look, uh, I gotta go.
Call for help[]
- Help meee!
- I require assistance!
CHASE Quotes[]
Chasing someone[]
- Get back here, you cretin!
- You can't get away!
Escaped from[]
- I'll get my revenge, just you wait!
- I'll let you go, for now!
Out of breath[]
- *Panting* I should've gone to gym class...
Chatter[]
- Nobody appreciates my genius.
- One day they'll all be sorry!
- I've only been victimized six times today, so far so good!
- I wish I had more homework!
- It's a good plan, it simply cannot fail!
- I have to get my magazines back from Algie!
Complaining[]
- It's completely unacceptable!
- I simply won't have it!
Confused[]
- That's... Incomprehensible.
Congratulate[]
- Felicitations, my friend!
- Cleverly done!
Defeated (individual)[]
- I'm still the best in calculus!
- What's so special about it anyways?
- I- I don't care that I lost!
Defeated (team)[]
- We never had a chance...
- Maybe you won, but we're still smarter than you!
- Who cares about this stupidity, anyways?
Don't Hit[]
- Don't be such a cretin!
- Imbecile! Don't hit me!
- Are you stupid or something?!
- Why are you hitting me?!
- Quit being a dimwit, would you?!
FIGHT Quotes[]
Fighting[]
- This is just the beginning!
- You're gonna be so sorry!
- You're such a bully!
- I'll show you!
Beaten[]
- I'll... Get... Revenge.
- Victimized... Again.
- I'll get you for this...
- How humiliating...
- One day you'll be sorry...
- I won't forget this...
Fighting a Dropout/Townie[]
- You're nothing but a hooligan!
Fighting a Greaser[]
Fight initiated[]
- I've had enough!
- You're going to pay!
- This will not stand!
- Oh, now you're gonna get it!
Fighting a Jock[]
- You're nothing but a thug on a sports team!
Fighting a Preppie[]
Sacked/groin hit[]
Spat upon[]
- Ugh, did you just spit on me...?!
Watching a fight[]
- Look at those brutes go!
- I hope they kill each other!
- It's like watching neanderthals!
WTF?[]
- Oh no, surprise attack!
- I don't understand!
Fire Alarm[]
- Why does this always happen when I'm working on something interesting?!
Giving[]
GREET Quotes[]
- Why, hello there.
- Greetings!
- Hehe, hello!
Help - Explanation[]
- I hope it isn't too difficult for you to understand, but I need you to do this!
- Hehe, so, I need you to do this thing for me...
Help - Request[]
- Jimmy, my amigo! I need your aide!
- I require your assistance!
Indignant[]
- You're going to be sorry if you do that again!
- You won't get away with that!
- Don't make me angry, moron!
Jeering[]
Laughing (Cruel)[]
- Ahahaha! Imbecile! Hahaha!
Laughing (Friendly)[]
Payback[]
Rat Thrown[]
Response to greeting - Friendly[]
- Hello there, Jimmy!
- Hello there, my compatriot!
- Jimmy, good to see you!
SEE Quotes[]
Seeing ally attacked[]
- Unhand my compadre!
- Stop being such a bully!
Sees something cool[]
- Oho, I have to figure out how that's done!
- That's actually not stupid!
Sees something crappy[]
- I could do better!
- Whoever did this is a moron.
Seeing vandalism[]
- What're you doing?!
- Stop that, you brute!
Seeing a weapon fired[]
- Ahahahaha! Cool!
- Where did you get that?! Haha!
Stinkbomb[]
- *Coughing* What compound is that?!
- I think I made that, ironic, isn't it? *cough*
Tattling[]
- I'd like to report a serious transgression.
- I've had it with all the abuse and persecution in this place!
TAUNT Quotes[]
Taunting[]
- Learn to read, cretin!
- My mom says you're a failure!
- Can you even read?!
- You're like the square root of evil!
- You're too stupid!
- Social reject!
- I am calling you a nerd, nerd!
Taunting response - crying[]
- *Sobbing* I don't like it!
Taunting response - don't care[]
- I'll deal with you later.
- You don't wanna tangle with me.
- I'm smarter than you so just forget it.
- Can't you find something better to do?
This Way[]
- This way, Jimmy!
- Jimmy! Over here!
- Follow me, Jimmy!
- C'mon, Jimmy!
- Hurry up, Jimmy!
Thanks Jimmy[]
- Thank you, Jimmy. You have your uses after all.
Trash talk - Personal[]
- You don't have the brains to win!
- My plan will destroy you!
- You're too stupid to win!
Trash talk - Team[]
- You're a bunch of noobs!
- We're invincible, you'll never win!
- You don't have a chance, idiots!
Thank you[]
Victory (individual)[]
- My plan worked perfectly!
- Don't underestimate me again!
- Maybe now you'll show me some respect!
Victory (team)[]
- That's right, we win!
- How does it feel to get beaten by Nerds?
- My superior intellect led us to victory!
Wait for me[]
- That's the wrong way, imbecile!
- Are you trying to get lost?!
- Don't be so obstinate!
- Um, why are you going that way?
- That's, um, the wrong way.
Whining[]
- Oh, why does it have to be like this?
What is that[]
- Interesting... What could it be?
