Bully Wiki
Clique Townsfolk
Gender Male
Kissable No
Missions Discreet Deliveries
Making a Mark
Voice Actor Walter Mueller
"Hahaha! Like a straight razor on a canteen girl! Hahahaha!"
— Krakauer

Character Description[]

Krakauer is a gaunt, stooped old man who wears a garish purple and blue jacket over very dirty brown pants. He has a full head of touseled gray hair.


Krakauer is apparently a war veteran of some sort, possibly World War I, as he talks about the trenches and "going over the top" (both World War I phrases and terms), and also claims Roy Brown stole his credit for shooting down the "Red Baron" Manfred von Richthofen. It seems that he has enjoyed his time during the First World War, as it is his main topic of conversation. At one point, he even claims that it's time for "another documentary on the history channel".

Disturbingly, some of his quotes suggest he may have committed some atrocities. He sometimes discusses how he killed people. Some of his quotes even hint that he may still be killing, although this may just be senile dementia on his part. He uses many antiquated words when talking, such as telling people who harass him to go back to their "scullery kitchen".

Role in game[]

Krakauer can be seen in the crowd in front of the Town Hall after Jimmy spray-paints it in the mission Making a Mark, along with Ms. Isaacs, Mr. Smith, Miss Kopke and Bethany Jones.

In Scholarship Edition and later versions of the game, he has a small role in Discreet Deliveries, where Jimmy delivers some of Dr. Watts' hair growth tonic to him.

According to unused audio files, Krakauer would have been featured at some point during The Tenements mission. He seems to be disturbed by the ruckus caused by the fighting in the tenements and threatens to call the cops.