- "Wrong time of the month, idiot!"
- — Miss Kopke
Miss Kopke has brown hair in a bob cut. She wears a pink blouse and dark brown skirt with black pantyhose and black high heeled shoes. During the winter, she wears a red sweater.
Miss Kopke suffers from cramps and severe headaches and has trouble getting pregnant. Also, it is possible that she is on her period, as one of her fighting lines is "Wrong time of the month, idiot!" She was disgusted when Zack Owens asked her out to a comic book convention.
She is disgusted by her nose and hints to wanting cosmetic surgery to fix it but will have to go to Liberty City in order to do so.
When speaking to younger people (namely Jimmy), she refers to herself in third-person.
She is married to Mr. Buckingham, but is cheating on him with Mr. Martin. Although she's cheating on Mr. Martin, her previous partner cheated on her. One of her fighting lines is "I'll pretend you're my cheating ex!".
She quotes Vinnie Barbarino from Welcome Back, Kotter when taunting, saying "Up your nose with a rubber hose!".
Role in gameEdit
Jimmy is forced to take a picture of Miss Kopke and Mr. Martin kissing outside the In and Out Motel as part of an errand given to him by Mr. Buckingham.