|Voice Actor||Todd Pistone|
- "When people think about work, they get down, and they get inane, and they don't wanna go, WHY? Why not work?"
- — Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson wears a dark-green beanie hat, a dark gray plaid long sleeved shirt with matching pants, and old-looking boots.
Mr. Johnson has worked at the docks in Blue Skies Industrial Park for many years. Because he works hard and saves his money, he and his family are reasonably well off. He's irritated by people who lack a work ethic comparable to his, and doesn't understand how anyone can not want to work. He also looks down on rich people. He resents Bullworth Academy because it brings kids, whom Mr. Johnson feels are arrogant and lazy, to town. He has a compulsion to lift lobster crates above his head to show off.
Role in game
Mr. Johnson has no individual role in the game.